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Jamie Lynn
24 November 2008 @ 01:29 pm

Dear My 2004 Suzuki Forenza,

Go suck a fuck.

Love always,

Current Mood: disappointeddisappointed
Jamie Lynn
21 November 2008 @ 03:41 am
I'd jump up and down naked just to see if it felt as funny as it looks.

...I'd probably twist from left to right, too.
Current Mood: drunkinebriated
Current Music: Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Jamie Lynn
11 November 2008 @ 05:53 pm
comes from ...

warm clothes fresh from the dryer
swinging on a swingset
making cloud pictures
connecting the dots with the stars
the smell of fresh cut grass
bon fires
hide and seek in the dark
my niece's giggle
a song I can connect with
a person I can connect with
mountain views
cold weather
sleeping in the grass
taking our dog to the park
the smell of coffee in the morning
peanut butter cookies
fresh watermelon
children's books
Disney classic cartoon movies
road trips
good conversation
hand painting
corny jokes
having someone else wash my hair
live bluegrass music
street performers
the first kiss

more to come..
Jamie Lynn
05 November 2008 @ 03:49 pm
When you're walking up to the door at your bank and there is someone else walking up to the door at the same time... does the thought ever cross your mind, just for a second, to quickly shut the door on them so that you can get a head start and get to a teller before they do?

Me either...
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
Jamie Lynn
25 October 2008 @ 07:41 pm
Today I was driving and a wishie flew into my car through the window. I made a wish, and it flew back out through the sun roof.

They say if it flies back up, your wish will come true. It's nice to still have childlike hope. :)
Current Mood: hopefulhopeful
Jamie Lynn
20 October 2008 @ 02:51 am
WARNING: Not intended for persons under the age of 18 or for the humor impaired.

(My BJ Haiku)

Please do be careful,
To not poke the gag reflex,
I don't want to puke.

Current Mood: creativecreative
Jamie Lynn
11 October 2008 @ 04:38 am
Why does my mother feel it's necessary to text me lewd images and jokes?
Maybe she feels I am not getting enough of my daily dose of pornography?

...No mom, I do not want to "Superman that ho!" ...but thank you for being so considerate. I love you for it.
Current Mood: curiouscurious
Jamie Lynn
23 August 2008 @ 08:43 pm
In fact, I've got more quirks and flaws than I can count on both hands...

...but I'm me.
Current Mood: humble
Jamie Lynn
11 July 2008 @ 07:52 pm
Sometimes I feel like I am screaming in a crowded, silent room and still no one can hear me.
Jamie Lynn
18 June 2008 @ 07:08 pm
Maybe sometimes I want to color outside the lines.